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Police Slam Drug Test, Forced Exams On Officers “Ludicrous”

Saturday, March 1st, 2003

Forcing high-risk police officers to urinate into a cup is a ludicrous violation of human rights, says the head of Calgary’s cop association. Sgt. Al Koenig says a recommendation that Toronto police officers be forced to undergo drug testing before being promoted or assigned to high-risk units like the drug squad is ridiculous and would never fly in Calgary.

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Shy Bladder During Drug Test Gets Some Workers Fired

Sunday, February 16th, 2003

Tom Smith worried he was in for trouble on a Wednesday morning last November, when a supervisor pulled the assembly line worker aside and told him to the report to the factory nurse’s station.

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Can Marijuana Help You Drive?

Tuesday, January 28th, 2003

While no responsible person would ever advocate the use of drugs for drivers, tests using a recently developed video game called Burnout have thrown up some surprise statistics. The testers found that a moderate amount of cannabis actually improved driving performance among those they studied. Results from another recent study apparently also show that people drive both faster and safer while under the influence of the drug.

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“Go” Pills For F-16 Pilots Gets Close Look

Saturday, January 4th, 2003

The Air Force calls them "go" pills, and that is what they do: keep pilots going in the air long after their tired minds and bodies would have preferred to fall asleep.

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What An Amazing Scientific Study

Friday, January 3rd, 2003

The people forcing Oregon teenagers to participate in drug research published their early data this week, and the results were hardly shocking: A school that randomly demands urine samples from students appears to have a lower rate of drug use than a school that doesn’t. Head researcher Dr. Linn Goldberg is already using the results as proof that drug testing likely "works." We question that logic, as well as the judgment of school leaders who require students to be laboratory rats in order to participate in school activities.

The research should be permanently suspended.

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Controversial Drug Testing Study Yields Mixed Results

Monday, December 30th, 2002

A drug testing research project that inspired a class action lawsuit has yielded mixed results. The controversial study was conducted at two public high schools in Oregon during the 1999-2000 school year by researchers at Oregon Health & Science University (OHSU) in Portland, Oregon, and was funded by the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA). The study was suspended by the federal Office for Human Research Protection last October over concerns regarding how the questionnaires were handled in classrooms, the randomization of schools and researchers’ involvement in the drug-testing procedure.

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Ohio Supreme Court Backs Workers In Workers’ Comp Drug Test Ruling

Friday, December 27th, 2002

On a 4-3 vote, the Ohio Supreme Court has struck down a state law that said people seeking workers’ compensation benefits must prove that drugs or alcohol found in their systems did not cause their injury. Prior to the law, enacted in 2000, employers had to prove that drugs or alcohol caused the injuries if they wanted to contest worker’s comp claims. The 2000 law also mandated that workers who refused to take drug tests would be considered to have tested positive.

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British MP Calls For Drug Testing 10-Year-Olds

Friday, December 27th, 2002

The British Labor government’s effort to remake the criminal justice system in its pending Criminal Justice Bill is sparking demands for an ever tougher approach to juvenile crime. On December 17, Tory Member of Parliament Graham Allen one-upped everybody by calling for the drug testing of children as young as 10 by police.

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Nursing Home Residents Test Positive For Marijuana

Thursday, December 19th, 2002

Follow-up tests suggest residents at the Claiborne County Hospital and Nursing Home suffered from a bad drug test rather than bad drugs, officials said. Local and state police were notified last week when one of the nursing home’s patients tested positive for marijuana in the hospital emergency room.

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Retired Lawyer Tackles The Law On Driving Under Influence Of Drugs

Wednesday, December 11th, 2002

Rick Reimer was a prominent criminal lawyer in Pembroke. Then he was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. Mr. Reimer uses marijuana daily to cope with the effects of his illness and intends to use an impaired driving charge to scrutinize the law’s approach toward marijuana and its impacts on life.

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Paramedic Fights City Drug Test Standard

Monday, December 2nd, 2002

Since he was a teenager, David Hughes had his heart set on becoming a Chicago paramedic and was within days of graduating from the Fire Department’s academy when his long-held dream was blown apart by what he contends was a bagel.

Make that a poppy-seed bagel, along with a Fire Department drug testing policy that Hughes and his lawyers contend are outmoded and unfair.

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Santa Drug Tested

Monday, November 25th, 2002

The jolly man in the red suit is a popular fixture at local shopping malls this time of the year. And chances are good that before Santa Claus hears one Christmas wish, he’s undergone a criminal background check and drug testing.

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Columbia President Urges Drug Testing

Friday, November 22nd, 2002

Colombia’s president proposed a new front in the global war on drugs: mass drug testing for Americans and Europeans. Reviving the traditional conflict between drug-producing and drug-consuming nations, President Alvaro Uribe said Friday the tests would dry up demand for drugs that Colombian insurgents sell to finance their decades-old civil war.

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It’s Not About Public Safety

Wednesday, November 20th, 2002

National shyster-in-chief (aka "drug czar") John Walters has done it again. Walters’ "drugged driving" initiative calls for "zero tolerance" for driving under the influence. "It’s about public safety," Walters claims. Not only is the initiative not about public safety. It’s not even about driving while drugged. Smoke marijuana on a Saturday night, for example. Drive on that Sunday. Guilty. For that matter, smoke a week before. Guilty.

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This Nose For Hire

Sunday, November 17th, 2002

Parents Who suspect their teenager is dabbling in drugs now have an alternative to snooping through drawers and closets looking for a hidden stash of dope. They can hire a drug-sniffing dog to do it for them.

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