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How Do I Beat a Drug Test?

There are three methods used to beat the drug testing problems of today. The three ways to pass a drug test are:

1.) Substitute: Use our urine, not yours!

To pass any drug test, use our concentrated synthetic urine substitute. Drug testing relies on the pee testers running a drug test, or drug screen, on your urine to test for drug metabolites. If you want to pass a drug test for marijuana or for any substance, we highly recommend concentrated synthetic urine substitute.

We carry the finest concentrated synthetic urine substitute in the world, thoroughly tested and quality controlled. Accept no substitutes. Concentrated synthetic urine substitute is guaranteed drug free. Use our concentrated urine and you will pass the drug test. There has never been a drug test failure using concentrated urine.

Concentrated synthetic urine substitute has been used successfully by thousands to pass the drug test. We sell only the best drug free concentrated synthetic urine substitute produced by libertarian activists intent on protecting your constitutional right to privacy.

Concentrated synthetic urine substitute is mixed with warm water prior to the drug test and delivered at body temperature. It is a completely undetectable way to pass a urine drug test. The reason concentrated synthetic urine substitute never fails is because it is not your urine. It is guaranteed drug free synthetic urine manufactured in a laboratory.

You will pass any drug test using concentrated synthetic urine substitute. Mix the urine with warm water prior to the test, place in a small plastic bag or condom, and keep it next to your skin to keep it warm. Complete directions come with the product.

Concentrated synthetic urine substitute comes complete and ready to use, you need purchase nothing else. However, we recommend The Urinator as the perfect compliment to concentrated synthetic urine substitute. It’s the best method to deliver your sample at the proper temperature.

2.) Additives: Add a chemical to disrupt the drug test.

Great for random tests and easier to use than concentrated urine, additives are the most common method of defeating the urine test. Additives work in two different ways. Some act chemically to destroy toxins in the urine and some block the capability of the test to detect toxins in the urine.

We have tested several additives currently on the market and believe that Instant Clean Add-it-ive and Urine Luck are the finest products being sold today. The products come in a 6 mL micro-vial, about the size of a pinky finger, that is easily concealed. It will destroy all toxins in a urine sample. It will work on the EMIT test or the GC-MS test. It will even destroy prescription medications, so you don’t need to list prescription drugs you are taking. It is pH balanced.

We believe these are the best additives on the market today. Independent laboratory tests have proved negative for all drugs. Both of these products have been on the market since 1993 and have helped many thousands of people pass their tests. The formulas are constantly changed to keep ahead of the bladder cops. We highly recommend these additives. Both carry a 200% money back guarantee from the manufacturers.

3.) Detoxification: We carry the finest detoxify products and have extensive experience with their use.

The third way to beat the drug test is to detoxify your system to a threshold below the drug test limits. We carry a complete line of detoxifying products to help you defeat the urine drug test.

We carry the industry’s leading quick acting products: Absolute Detox, Absolute Detox XXL, Pre-Tox, Quick Flush, and Green Clean. These carbo drinks and capsules work in about one hour.

Absolute Detox is for normal body weights and toxin levels. Absolute Detox XXL is for higher toxin levels or larger body weights. Quick Flush capsules are discreet, small caps taken with water. Green Clean is a discreet concentrated liquid drink. Quick Fizz is an effervescent drink for both urine tests and saliva tests.